Sunday, July 8, 2012

Look! We Made Something!

M. and I have been pondering the idea of getting a "water feature" for our deck , to create peaceful, babbling brook-like background noise to drown out the sounds of our townhouse neighborhood. And all their many, many barking dogs.

OK, so we'd probably need something along the lines of Niagra Falls to do THAT, but still - we've been contemplating a bit more ambience.

Water features are freaking expensive, however, as we learned once we started searching online. The big box  hardware stores and Amazon have a few in the $50-$100 range, but none of them look very nice or very sturdy, and most are much more expensive than that.

So what did I do? I turned to Pinterest. And Pinterest did not disappoint. I found this blog post from Frilly Details that looked simple, cheap, and like exactly what we were looking for: http://www.frillydetails.com/2011/05/my-homemade-patio-fountain.html

We followed the instructions pretty much to a T, and now are the proud owners of a $70 water feature. If you would like to create one of these for yourself, you will need the following materials:

1. A large planting pot (we bought a lightweight one for $25)
2. A bucket that fits inside the planting pot (not sure, but cheap)
3. A fountain kit ($20)
4. Hardware cloth (don't be fooled by the name, you will not find this in the hardware section of Lowes, it's used for outdoor stuff like fencing, so look for it in the outdoor gardening section) (price? I'm too lazy to go find the receipt. But cheap.)
5. River rocks (Again, not sure on the price. Maybe $5?)

We also needed (you may not):

2 small pavers (about $5 total)
Gloves ($5)
Some pea gravel (free, because we already owned some)

First, M. used our drill to create some small holes in the bottom of the planter so it can drain off rain water:


As much of the work as possible was done in our kitchen, since it was ridiculously hot on Saturday. Hence the ugly linoleum in the background.

Then M. drilled a larger hole on the side of the planter, kind of near the bottom - this is so the plug/cord from the fountain pump could be fed through and plugged in. If you are OK with having the cord come up from the top of the planter, you don't need to do this:


I helped  by entertaining Lucy elsewhere (and photojournaling here and there):



Then the pump was assembled (didn't capture any photos, but never fear, the kit comes with directions), and the bucket and pump were dry fit into the planter. You can't see this, but we put the two pavers we had bought in the bottom of the planter and used them to raise the bucket up, as it was a bit short:


M. cut the hardware cloth to on top of the bucket, across the whole opening of the planter. Finn watched, and was warned 600 times to NOT TOUCH the hardware cloth. That shit is sharp! You have been warned - wear gloves or suffer the consequences. The edges of the hardware cloth were folded under to make a rough circle shape. A hole was cut in the middle of the hardware cloth to accommodate the pump straw-thingy (technical, no?):




At this point, the operation moved out to our deck. M. and Finn dumped some pea gravel from the kids' sandbox into the bottom of the planter, to fill in the space created by the pavers were raising up the bucket. Then the bucket was filled about 2/3 full with water:



We tested out the pump to see if it worked. It did! We tried out a couple of nozzles (the kit came with three), and settled on this one:


Then it was time to make things look pretty. Finn and M. rinsed off the river rocks we had purchased, and arranged them on the hardware cloth, covering up the jarring pink bucked and the hardware cloth itself:



And now we have our very own water feature to enjoy on our deck:


Or, you know, from inside our house, until it gets cool enough to enjoy it out on our deck:



Does anyone else have any crafty, DIY success stories to share? Inspire us! We're on a roll, and looking for something to do next!

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Happy 4th!

I hope your holiday was as nice as ours, which consisted of:

Patriotic breakfast foods


Swimming (not pictured, because we were having too much fun to stop for photos)

Beer (and bunting)



And a little flag waving and pinwheel blowing





Happy 236th, America!!

Sunday, July 1, 2012

What Would Stacy and Clinton Say?

I still have one final entry of our Disney vacation to write and post, but I've been distracted by work, life, and the distressing and totally not foreseeable news that Katie and Tom are breaking up. If those two crazy kids can't make it...

Anyway, I have a more pressing issue at the moment. Despite my vows to buy nothing more than is absolutely necessary over the next few months (a vow I haven't blogged about yet, but it sums up as "we will only go to Target once a month. And stop buying ALL THE STUFF."), we went shopping today. Mostly to entertain ourselves during this blazing heat wave. Apparently the entire greater D.C. area had the same idea (probably because many of them are without power after Friday's crazy storms), so it was crowded. But we soldiered on, and bought out Old Navy. The kids came home with new clothes, some items of which were actually needed, and I came home with two new outfits. M. sacrificed himself on the alter of good shopping mojo and entertained the kids, thus ensuring he would come home with nothing for himself. Alas.

Anway, this post is about ME, and what I bought. I need to know how to wear my outfits. Each one involves a skirt and a shirt - they are very similar (the skirts are actually the same, in two different colors/patterns), but I only have pictures of one outfit. The skirts are a little poofy, so I decided that I needed something to accentuate my waist while wearing it. People, I bought a belt.

I never buy belts. I never wear belts. I have a fear and loathing of belts. Belts = tucked in shirt, and any girl who ever grew up chubby knows that tucked in shirts are the devil. But belts seem to be in style, and I'm starting to learn that you only look as large as the largest item of clothing you are wearing, and maybe it's OK to forgo a shapeless shirt in favor of a belted/tucked in waist, even if that waist is thicker than you'd like it to be.

So as I mentioned, I bought a belt. But having tried it on with the skirts, I'm not so sure. Actually, I'd probably be surer if M. didn't look so questioning when I tried it on in front of him. He likes the outfits better with the shirts untucked. I'm leaning toward tucked in. Please help! How would you wear this outfit:

Option A: Shirt tucked in, with belt (please ignore the white shopping tags that I hadn't removed yet, for fear the whole outfit would need to go back to Old Navy)


Option B: Shirt tucked in, no belt


Option C: Shirt untucked, no belt


Option D: Shirt untucked, with belt (perhaps you can tell by the expression on my face, but this is the version of which I am most skeptical)


Alright, lay it on me - how would you wear this outfit? One of these ways, or something else altogether? I am completely open to suggestions.

Also wanted to show you Lucy's hair today - she requested "Tangled" hair. I'm no Disney animation artist, and wasn't working with 50 feet of long hair. But I gave her "lots and lots and lots of braids," as she requested, and then attempted to braid them all together. She loved it, and is currently sleeping with all those braids still in her hair:


Finally, I took the above photo on my Nikon D90 using the manual setting. Not, of course, that it's a great photo. I point it out because the first couple of times I tried to take a photo using the camera's manual setting, each one was completely black. I thought the camera was broken, but it turns out I just had no idea what I was doing. But I took a class! Last weekend, in fact. A 5-hour long crash course in how to take digital photographs in manual. I need to practice, a lot. But the class was really interesting (I took a crapload of notes, and reminded myself yet again that I would do a much better job at college if I was doing it now), and I can now take a recognizable photo in manual. I even know what things like ISO and F stop mean, and how to change them on my camera. Of course, now I want to buy lots of things, like different lenses ($$$) and Photoshop. But first up is lots of practice - I'll share any good ones I take here. And then maybe learning about flash photography, about which I am still in the dark (pun intended). I vow, one day, to be able to take a photo using flash that doesn't suck. Really, why do flash photos (at least the ones I take) all suck so much? I guess I'll find out!

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

OMG, Aren't You Done Yet? Disney Part IV

I've been taking a rather leisurely pace through this Disney recap, but it's time to wrap it up. So here is the rest of our vacation, in brief:

Day I Forgot What Number: Hollywood Studios

We got to the park before it opened (for once), and the kids had time for a quick photo with Stitch (though I don't think they really know who he is - but hey, an autograph's an autograph, right?):


Quick summary of the day: Ariel's Grotto (show) - thumbs up, but about 3/4's of the movie is glossed over in one 3-minute segment
Jedi Academy: I was SO excited for Finn to do this. You have to sign up for a time slot, and a small group of kids get to experience Jedi training. Then Darth Vader shows up and the kids get to "fight" him. I thought Finn would be SUPER into this. But as soon as he found out that his cousin Ned was too young to participate, he was out. Too shy, not interested in doing it alone. Maybe next time?
Star Tours: I didn't get to see this, as Lucy was too short (40 inch height requirement). I think Finn and M. liked it? It's one of those 3-D motion ride experiences.
Toy Story Mania ride (we used a fast pass): Finn and M. loved it, but Lucy couldn't quite figure out how to shoot at all the targets. So mixed results for us, but most people love it.
Rain: Yuck
Pouring Rain: Really Yuck
Disney Junior Live show: The kids LOVED this. It was pretty cute, though not the most comfortable venue (we all had to sit on the floor in front of the stage. Chairs would have been nice). The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse crew, Handy Manny, the Little Einsteins, Jake and the Neverland Pirates... all the characters the kids like to watch on TV. It was a hit, needless to say.
Lunch at Hollywood & Vine: Good buffet food, and characters were present. Finn met his hero, Jake from Jake and the Neverland Pirates:

Coincidentally, he had begged me for a Jake doll earlier that day


After he saw that I had already purchase Lucy a Snow White doll (since all her cousins were getting princess dolls, too - peer pressure, man, I can't resist it!)


The kids don't watch much Manny, but they were happy to see him. I think his accent is cute, and considered scoring myself a hug (but resisted, I was too busy chowing on the lobster mac n' cheese from the buffet line)


Special Agent Oso. He really is one "special" bear. His show has the unique capability of driving me absolutely nuts. All part of the plan, my ass!


June from Little Einsteins. Her head is enormous.


Finn was so excited when Jake finally made it to our table, and immediately picked up Finn's Jake doll to pose with it. Seventh heaven, let me tell you. Look at that genuine smile!


Lucy's kind of sweet on him, too, though I think she prefers Captain Hook and Mr. Smee.


Finn was being crabby and lazy, so passed up an opportunity to "meet" Mater and Lightning McQueen. Lucy was all over it, though (but insisted on having M. with her). She LOVES Mater.





After lunch and "meeting" Mater and Lightning, we headed to the car stunt show. It was about 10 minutes too long, and involved the hardest wrangling of Lucy I've ever had to do. Girlfriend was DONE, and did not want to sit still. She also kept trying to stick her hand down my shirt.

I wanted to leave then and head back to the hotel (given my vow from the day before to have a less action-packed day than the last two), but Finn threw a fit a the prospect of not seeing the Indiana Jones stunt show. So he and M. caught the last 15 minutes of the one that was already going on, and Lucy and I strolled down by the big kid rides (Tower of Terror and the Rock n' Roller Coaster). Mostly just killing time. Then we met up with M. and Finn and headed back to the hotel. We suited up for the pool and... it started pouring. We all took cover under an umbrella to wait out the worst of it, and then went swimming anyway. It's not like we were going to be dry in the pool anyway, right?

BBQ for dinner, cards, bed, and onto...

Day I Forget What Number + 1: Animal Kingdom

We managed to get to the park just as it was opening, a slight improvement over our first day at the Magic Kingdom, if not as good as the day before's visit to Hollywood Studios. However, we then got stuck in the SLOWEST bag checker line EVER. Gail from Detroit was very, very thorough in her searches. Very. It was not the most pleasant way to start a day at the happiest place on earth.

We recovered, though, and headed straight for the Safari ride, while a few members of our party headed out to grab us all Fast Passes to the Kali River Rapid ride (v. v. popular). The safari was, as expected, quite thrilling. Lots of animals, many that were quite close to the vehicle/jeep/bus thing. My camera was a bit foggy from the humidity, but I managed to capture a few decent photos. The kids had just seen the Lion King the night before for the first time, so they were especially excited to see the lions, warthogs, and the Rafiki-like monkey (too lazy to look it up). Also, I must add that Finn laughed harder at the Lion King than I have ever seen him laugh - it was hilarious to watch. That Pumbaa, he's a character. Anyway, behold (some of) the animals we saw:


Rafiki


A giraffe from afar


A giraffe thisclose to our jeep


Simba and Nala


Simba's rear end


An ostrich head


Warthogs


A rhinoceros eating


Finn posing in front of The Tree of Life (not a real tree)

Other attractions we hit were the Kali River Rapids (we all got soaked, everyone loved it, even Lucy was big enough to ride), the Festival of the Lion King (GREAT show!), and the It's Tough to Be a Bug 3-D move (just eh). We headed home early, and spent some time at the hotel pool. Then we ditched all the kids with various grandparents, and headed (me, M., my sisters, and their husbands) to the California Grill at the Contemporary Hotel for dinner. It was yummy, overpriced, and generally fabulous. It was so leisurely that, despite our 7:40 reservation time, we were still finishing up by the time the 10:00 PM Magic Kingdom fireworks started - we had the perfect view right from our table. Nice way to finish off the day!

OK, I thought I could finish tonight, but I'm tired. One more day left to go, and then it's back to blogging (or lack thereof, lately) as usual!